I’m at an ice cream shop and there is an extremely cute girl that works there
How do i get to know her
She caught me staring at me I’m leaving the country
She looked at me for about 3 seconds I think this is getting serious
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]